"I'm probably getting it back today!" — Yosef, every single day MECHANIC STATUS: Complaining about the cold BAY AVAILABILITY: Available but not for your car WARRANTY STATUS: Fighting FRIEND CONFIDENCE LEVEL: 0% DELUSION INDEX: Off the charts "I'm probably getting it back today!" — Yosef, every single day MECHANIC STATUS: Complaining about the cold BAY AVAILABILITY: Available but not for your car WARRANTY STATUS: Fighting FRIEND CONFIDENCE LEVEL: 0% DELUSION INDEX: Off the charts

Is it ready yet? (Spoiler: No)

● Current Status: Freezing outside because the mechanic won't let it inside the garage. The mechanic is "working on it." The mechanic is "working on it." Nobody is working on it.

Sad, shivering Volvo S90 outside the shop

01 — The Despair Dash

Days Since Breakdown

and counting...

Total Hours in Shop

stay strong, we're coming for you

Hours Worked On

that's 0.5% of total time

02 — The Loaner Hall of Fame

2018 Volvo S90

The Dream · ???? – December 2025

2018 Toyota Corolla

Loaner #1 · The Humble Beginning

Never again

"Tiny, drove like a shopping cart with a bad wheel, and made every highway merge feel like a prayer. The seats were built for someone half my size."

2018 Kia Optima S

Loaner #2 · Present Day

The good one (when it has oil)

"An actual upgrade from the Corolla. Drives like a real car. Only catch: it burns through oil like it's got a grudge. Check engine light is more of a suggestion at this point."

03 — The Betting Pool

Will it be ready today?

Place your bets. Spoiler: the house always wins.

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YES (delusional) NO (realistic)

Total votes: 0 · Total wagered: $0

The Board of Bets

No bets yet. Be the first delusional soul.

THERE

ARE

BETTER

DAYS

AHEAD